All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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