I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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