yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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