how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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