Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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