can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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