You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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