I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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