so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
and she was petting her beer can
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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