we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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