yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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