we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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