Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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