He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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