it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I got inside last night via doggy door
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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