well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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