OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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