I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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