It's a beautiful day for a hangover
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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