Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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