I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
FUCK WHALES
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