I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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