Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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