She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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