I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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