Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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