let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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