David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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