either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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