I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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