Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we're making bets on your personal life
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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