Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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