This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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