We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im drinking this country out of the recession.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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