whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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