Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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