he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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