it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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