I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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