Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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