return my video game
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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