I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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