i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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