my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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