Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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