Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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