Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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