There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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