I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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