Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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